so from that I took:
- Don't be offensive, there's people of all ages there. Although you do need to give the groom abit of a roasting but not in an awkward, uncomfortable manner
- Keep it short. Everyone wants to leg it to the bar. Public speaking experts suggest 7-12 minutes is optimum length for your speech.
- Keep it snappy. Have a gag every few lines, so if one joke fails the next one's coming up.
- Don't forget to mention the bride! Don't just keep it about the groom and yourself
- Relax, everyone's on your side
- Get everyone as pissed as possible, that way it doesn't matter how bad your speech is
- Don't even mention any previous marriages, pretend he's all innocent and it's his first marriage
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